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The Writing on the Wall

OK, Who Left the Window Open?

Advert for a Conceptual Art Exhibition

Spotted at Marble Arch tube station. Looks interesting, but I’m not sure when the show is on though…

Barfly May 2010

For your viewing pleasure photos from Barfly May 15th 2010. A Corrupt Event featuring: Joana and the Wolf, No Frogs for Dinner and Housewives.

Train to Paddington Take 8

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Post Pub Snack

For any of you contemplating a night of drinking followed by a nasty kebab I feel I should draw attention to this van delivering well, “Chicken & Meat” around central London. The staffing arrangement was interesting, I’m fairly sure that getting 10 year old boys (estimated) to deliver meat produce whilst Dad sits in the van and smokes a fag is probably not quite legal. Happy food poisoning!

The Inverse BNP Party

I don’t know what state this country is in, it was all so different when I was a old. I think the place is going to the cats, that’s what I think. Everybody’s leaving, can’t be bothered to stay here anymore can they? They go over there taking all their stuff with them. At this rate there will be nobody left in this country. Who’s going to mend the roads that’s what I say. Will the last person to leave […]

Babbling Fool in the Engineering

Have I Made Google Angry?

For some strange reason Google have sent me £75 worth of free adwords advertising. Never being one to look a gift horse in the mouth I’ve set up a ridiculous marketing campaign. The initial problem I had with this was I’m not actually selling anything, however having pondered this for a while I decided to promote a few of the  projects I’m working on including the “Corporate Death Penalty” gravestones. Unfortunately when I submitted this to Google it seems to […]

I’ve built a Time Machine, but I don’t think the Dragons will care…

What the hell is it with the muppets in the Dragons Den? Unless you rock up with a signed,sealed, delivered patent approved miracle they seem to be utterly unwilling to give you the price of a cup of tea. Are we to believe that these people never took a single risk in their solitary money obsessed lives? Have they lost site of the fact that they got rich though taking a few risks and let’s be honest quite a lot […]

I’m Going to Blow Up My House (NOT REALLY!)

So Paul Chambers has been fined for his supposed Twitter “Bomb Threat” on Robin Hood Airport. That seems sensible eh? On the basis that we are now taking everything everybody utters as the absolute truth I think the police should be arresting the guy in the current BT  118 commercial who states: “Most days I could murder my boss, but today I could murder a curry” Seems like an open and shut case to me, perhaps we should warn his […]

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