The Writing on the Wall

  So what the hell does that mean? Is this a money making venture to catch people out?  Or did the person who mixed the paint have a hangover? Answers in the comments section please!

Here’s a public service message from Virgin Active: Don’t worry about all that politics nonsense! Its boring! Come to our gym and have a party with all the other body fascists instead! Give me strength…

So here’s a good one if you fancy spying on your friends: Install the Facebook app on your iPhone. Enable push notifications for your messages and feeds. Show your friend how cool the iPhone Facebook app is by letting them sign in on your phone – this is probably best done in the pub. They will no doubt have a tinker around and then sign themselves out. Sign yourself back in. Discover that you are now getting push messages from […]

Being a practicing Atheist I decided I should ask my local parliamentary candidates some questions in regard to this. Here’s the email I’m going to send: Dear Candidate XXX, I am an Atheist , what Pro-Atheist policies do you have to tempt me to vote for you?  In particular, what are you views on the following: Will you be banning Faith Schools ? Will you remove the Tax Exempt status of Faith-Based Organisations, including any voluntary donations? Will you Bring […]

Would you trust any of these men to look after your children? So I hear there’s a general election coming up. Here’s how to go about making a considered opinion about who to vote for in your local constituency. First look up who is running using a postcode search here: http://www.yournextmp.com/ Now go off and try and dig some dirt. You can get a financial breakdown and all sorts of other information at this site http://www.theyworkforyou.com/ Then there’s the obvious […]