Thanks to Richard Wiseman for the above. Check out his endlessly entertaining blog here.
Thanks to Richard Wiseman for the above. Check out his endlessly entertaining blog here.
How bad must the film be if the best quote they can find about it is “The Best Resident Evil sequel yet” from The Sun?
The definition of being middle class – building a stadium in your kitchen cupboard for your condiments – look daddy Marmite has his kid on his shoulders – how cute.
It had to happen, word has spread about my everlasting biscuit and now the tourists have started to turn up. Perhaps I should start charging an entrance fee?
Father Ted: Now concentrate this time, Dougal. These [he points to some plastic cows on the table] Father Ted: are very small; those [pointing at some cows out of the window] Father Ted: are far away…
Here’s screen grab from a laptop that dropped into the engineering workshop. This is the unholy mess that ensues when your average computer user ignores all those Free handy Toolbar installers. Of course, if you actively try you can get a much more impressive result:
I was greeted with this one this morning. Apparently my place of work has moved to an embargoed country over night. It’s rather annoying that nobody told me…. If you’re planning a holiday here’s the complete list of places you cannot download Java: Cuba Iran Myanmar (Burma) – See note below North Korea (Democratic People’s Republic of Korea) Sudan Syria
Here’s a bit of TV history for you – “Fatal Floor” a 1970’s public information on the dangers of err, putting rugs on wooden floors. ..and to think he’d only just come from the hospital.
Presumably you can take your new employer to court and sue them if you have to do anything not advertised in their promotional material, such as fighting for example?
