Do You remember Letraset? It was a sheet of plastic with the letters of the alphabet printed on it. You scribbled on one side and the letter was magically transfered to a sheet of paper. Repeat this process a few dozen times and et viola! you have a sentence! As you can imagine this was a somewhat laborious process, with slightly variable results.
I re-imagined this old tech from the perspective of a Geordie, with a somewhat reduced character set and therefore potential word selection.