Grab yourself a slinky… free to the first person to email me. I’ve moved to a ground floor flat with no stairs and so can no longer use it.
Thanks to Richard Wiseman for the above. Check out his endlessly entertaining blog here.
How bad must the film be if the best quote they can find about it is “The Best Resident Evil sequel yet” from The Sun?
The definition of being middle class – building a stadium in your kitchen cupboard for your condiments – look daddy Marmite has his kid on his shoulders – how cute.
It had to happen, word has spread about my everlasting biscuit and now the tourists have started to turn up. Perhaps I should start charging an entrance fee?
Father Ted: Now concentrate this time, Dougal. These [he points to some plastic cows on the table] Father Ted: are very small; those [pointing at some cows out of the window] Father Ted: are far away…
