On the 28th October someone handed me the above synthetic “biscuit”. I took a bite. It tasted precisely of nothing. Nothing at all. I put it down on the shelf above my desk and ignored it.
I’ve decided to see if it will show any signs of “decay” in the next few months. As of today almost two months later nothing has changed. I did have to dust it once, but other than that it looks identical to the day I first took a bite from it.
“Chief Scientist”