Now don’t get me wrong I love AVID in all its incarnations, but sometimes its pig headed belligerence (and if that isn’t anthropomorphising I don’t know what is) can drive me crazy. I think everybody must have come across the wonderfully obtuse “Effect does not apply” error when trying to add an effect to a video track which already has an effect on it. I’ve lost track of the number of junior editors who have come wandering up to me […]
Here are some photographs taken of the new international space station telecommunications satellite on Mars.. Disappointingly I didn’t get to meet Arnold Schwarzenegger he wasn’t around for a chat, no doubt he was busy saving the world, or getting elocution lessons.
Greetings from Mars! We visited to set up the new international space station telecommunications satellite. OK, I’m lying, it’s really Jodrell Bank Centre for Astrophysics in Cheshire. Here are some moody photos that make it look like we were really on Mars.
I’m removing some technical problems on this shot of two girls walking around naked. The arses were a bit distracting so I’ve improvised a solution with some post-it notes. Readers taking this post seriously apparently don’t know me very well.
There’s a lot of elephants in London at the moment. Have you spotted any?
